Post by The Seldom Seen Kid on Apr 11, 2008 16:35:46 GMT -5
Dustin the Turkey, sometimes claiming the name Dustin Hoffman, is a popular Irish television puppet and star of RTÉ's The Den since 1990. He's already had SIX number 1 singles in Ireland.
He has won the right to represent Ireland in this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Serbia with this song "Irelande Douze Pointe" - a song which takes the p*ss out of the "Bloc voting" that goes on during Eurovision.
It get's a UK physical release on 21st April.
Video: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU
LMAO! ;D
Lyrics:
Oh I come, from a nation
What knows how to write a song…
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong….?
COME ON!!!!!!
Irelande douze points
Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
D O E double B L E Yeah
Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
(and fart!)
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!
Give us another chance, we’re sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately he’s a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You’re all invited to Dublin Ireland
And we’ll party the Shamrock way
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?
Shake your feathers
Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don’t forget the Swiss!
What knows how to write a song…
Oh Europe, where or where did it all go wrong….?
COME ON!!!!!!
Irelande douze points
Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
D O E double B L E Yeah
Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, se la vie
Alvida sein Mama Mia, and god save the Queen
Bon joir Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean?
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Shake your feathers and pop your beak
Shake em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
(and fart!)
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!
Give us another chance, we’re sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately he’s a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block voting, shock voting
Give your 12 today
You’re all invited to Dublin Ireland
And we’ll party the Shamrock way
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Do the funky beat
COME ON!!
Irelande douze points
Irelande douze points
Eastern Europe we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?
Shake your feathers
Listen Bulgaria we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina
And don’t forget the Swiss!