Landon Bryce: "I Kissed A Boy"

[dperkins]

Found this on youtube and thought it was HILARIOUS! The lyrics are the best part. lol



This was nothing I’d ever do
Not what I’m into
I got so drunk, You did too
Then I tripped into you

Our chests bumped
Our lips touched
I could feel your stubble
So curious but I think I’m in trouble

I kissed a boy I liked it
I Tasted beer in your spit
I kissed a boy just to try it out
Hope my girlfriend don’t find out

It was so bad, It felt so good
I’m not queer but I got wood
I kissed a boy I liked it
I liked it

I stumbled forward, you stepped back
I fell, you caught me
My head collided with your lap
It’s not like you fought me

It’s not what straight boys do
But there was no one around
My God I could smell you
I pulled your zipper down

I sucked a dick I liked it
Taste of your sweaty lovestick
I sucked a dick just to try it out
Hope all my friends don’t find out

You were so long, it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m gay, ain’t that right?
I sucked a dick I liked it
I like it

We men we are so sexual
Hot blood soft lips so kissable
Strong legs hard ass so f**kable
So hot just to try it
Ain’t no big deal: experiment!

I f**ked a dude I liked it
Your cherry hole on my prick
I f**ked a dude just to try it out
Hope my old man don’t find out

It was so wrong, you were so tight
We had so much fun that night
I f**ked a dude I liked it
I liked it

[I HATE LA REID]

i thought the lyrics were hilarious BUT i don't think the video is appropiate to put it here.

[Punchanello]

Oh sh*t. This is like a gay porn parody of the song. ROTFL