"Thou Shalt Always Kill", Dan Le Sac/Scroobius Pip

[backintime]

"Thou Shalt Always Kill", Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip

This is brilliant, although it took a while for me to properly get into it.



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It was some sort of record of the week on Radio 1 last week. A similar sort of thing to the "Underwear Goes Inside The Pants" record from last summer, it debuted at #34 on the UK singles chart this week and the 7" is out on the sixteenth.

Sooo many brilliant quotes, and a lot of good points made.

Thou Shalt not make repetitive generic music


ETA: Currently #23 on UK iTunes and brilliantly out now on US iTunes (*waits for yells of "FLOP"*)

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It's hard to resist posting all the lyrics, so I won't try:

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols
Or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.

Thou shalt not read NME
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular
Thou shalt not question Steven Fry
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...
...use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your sh*tty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna f**king talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.

No matter how great they are, or were.
The Beatles were just a band.
Led Zeppelin , just a band.
The Beach Boys , just a band..
The Sex Pistols , just a band.
The Clash , just a band.
Crass , just a band.
Minor Threat , just a band.
The Cure , just a band.
The Smiths , just a band.
Nirvana , just a band.
The Pixies, just a band.
Oasis , just a band.
Radiohead , just a band.
Bloc Party , just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys, just a band.
"The next big thing", just a band.

Thou shalt not give bad word to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, b*tches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music x4

Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When i say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"
When i say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"
When i say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.

"Ah, I've forgot were i was, hang on..."

Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"
P-H-E-O-N-I-X.
Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always, kill.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks!!

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There is nothing wrong with Hollyoaks

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

backintime said:

There is nothing wrong with Hollyoaks

What about the new title sequence and credits. What is up with that?

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dannyuk said:

backintime said:

There is nothing wrong with Hollyoaks

What about the new title sequence and credits. What is up with that?

Ugh, sooo bad. LMAO @ our Hollyoaks gossip. I hadn't seen it for weeks before last night, though - I need to catch up.

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So now just every band I like are going to the Isle of Wight festival

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

backintime said:

So now just every band I like are going to the Isle of Wight festival

Isn't that a good thing though?

A couple of my work mates are going to Glastonbury this summer, so SO jealous!! And worst of all, I'll be covering for them whilst they're at Pilton.

Back on topic and this sadly drops out of the Top 40 this week!

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dannyuk said:

Isn't that a good thing though?

I can't go, I have my A-Level English at 8.30 the next day

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

backintime said:

dannyuk said:

Isn't that a good thing though?

I can't go, I have my A-Level English at 8.30 the next day

Oh no! That's incredibly bad timing. Sorry mate!